The last week has been very strange and I’m sorry I haven’t written very much – I’ve been quite busy. I just finished taking one of the service users at my project for his first English lesson which was a bit disorganised and was more of a chance for me to assess his level as well as what I need to do to help him improve.
On Wednesday I went out with my flatmate and my friend Cristina, who is leaving for Timisoara university. If you’re reading this good luck mate
I went for my “on-arrival” (heh) medical examinations in Moldova. I now have a massive certificate saying that I don’t have AIDS among other things.
The “hospital” we went to didn’t feel like a hospita la tall – to start with it was very dirty and felt more like an office. Some of the tasks we had to do were the biggest waste of time ever.
We had to do a blood test which is fair enough, and then go to this x-ray machine which actually seemed more like an old time machine from a bad 1960s sci-fi movie, and I had to actually do this twice because the first time I couldn’t stop laughing! We then had to answer questions from a gynaecologist which were so pointless because all we had to do for example is say yes or no and they’d just take our word for it.
We also had to provide stool samples – fucking hell to be honest. It is completely over the top, especially since they know full well that everyone is lying and only wants to get a visa.
Today was a bit different, I had my “psychiatric evaluation” which consisted of this:
I went in and sat down.
They asked me whether I had had any head injuries.
They then asked me whether I smoked or took drugs.
Then they asked me where I was from, I said I was from England – and then it started getting “interesting”.
They said, did you study in English or in the London language? And I said – in English?
They asked whether the London Language was the same as English, I said that some parts of Londo have a different dialect but in general it’s the same. The psychiatrist was laughing as he asked this question, other people were asked how many countries were in the European Union and some other very very strange things. There were two doctors in the same room and we had to go out and then come back to that room moments later…
Basically I think they either need to do this properly or not at all, because at present all peopel have to do to get into Moldova is just lie and do a load of stupid meaningless tests … but woe betide you if you turn up to give your poo at the wrong time or without the sspecial “poo paper”. Jesus.
I’m relieved (and so are most other people I think) that we didn’t have to do anything to do with dentists here judging by the state of many people’s teeth